We named our party play list daddy issues
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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