Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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