honey bunches of taint.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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