I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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