I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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