Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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