no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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