i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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