i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize