Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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