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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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