They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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