What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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