My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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