apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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