i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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