By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
