I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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