The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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