All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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