I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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