Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I need to calm my uterus...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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