I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Randomize
