where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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