Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
