Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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