I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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