you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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