so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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