WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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