We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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