Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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