She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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