We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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