Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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