I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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