I hate your face
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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