we're blogging at a bar
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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