Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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