the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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