id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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