I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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