I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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