Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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