i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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