guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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