only if we run a train.
done.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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