Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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