i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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