the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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