Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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