Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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