Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just google imaged poop.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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