Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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