I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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